davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via hardcore-encore)

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni, via hardcore-encore)

highenoughtoseethesea:

highenoughtoseethesea:

What would you change about your life? 
"Not a thing. Everything’s a learning curve. There’s a couple of things (laughs) I’d like to take back, but fuck, I wouldn’t be who I am or where I am today. You gotta go in the mud sometimes to figure out who you are. I’ve had my fair share of hills and valleys, but life’s been radical and exciting. Stuff that kings would die to do.”

Photo: Brian Bielmann

highenoughtoseethesea:

highenoughtoseethesea:

What would you change about your life? 

"Not a thing. Everything’s a learning curve. There’s a couple of things (laughs) I’d like to take back, but fuck, I wouldn’t be who I am or where I am today. You gotta go in the mud sometimes to figure out who you are. I’ve had my fair share of hills and valleys, but life’s been radical and exciting. Stuff that kings would die to do.

Photo: Brian Bielmann

goodvibejesus:

your naked body is a beautiful beautiful thing. be proud of it. you are the only person in the world who owns one exactly like it.

(via hardcore-encore)

red-orca:

pleasegodletmelive:

owynsama:

apharthurkirklands:

apharthurkirklands:

au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate

ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white

THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it

No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.

LEAVE MY LIFE

(Source: tsukkiyamass, via underneath-another-sky)

uhmeliamay:

uhmeliamay:

Pull my hair and bite my neck

Or just play with my hair and cuddle with me I’m not picky

(via eastc0astheart)

professoralbusdumbledore:

when you hate your legs 
remember that they carried you through the hardest parts of your life. they get you out of bed every day and take you to what you love.

when you hate your stomach
remember that it helped you gain strength. it holds the memories of deep laughter and great meals. it is full of warmth and joy.

when you hate your arms
remember that they are strong, which makes you strong. but they are also soft and can be used to cuddle and hold the ones you love.

(via eastc0astheart)

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

(via pursuing-the-impossible)